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Joke of the Day

"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."

"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."

"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."

"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"

"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."

"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."

"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."