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Joke of the Day

"Dear guy sitting next to me at the bar wearing camouflage: I can still see you."

"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."

"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"Just saw myself naked in a full length mirror, and I had an epiphany. Either someone in my family tree had sex with the baboon or pissed off a gypsy."

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"

"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."

"My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know I never met him."

"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."