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Joke of the Day

"Why was the female bank teller angry? She was going through the change..."

"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"

"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris... And the man behind the desk said, ""Eurostar?"" So I replied, ""Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"""

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."

"Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!"

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."