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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."
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"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"
"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"
"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"
"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"
"What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s)"
"Every kid dreads accidentally calling their teacher ""mom"" but from personal experience, doing it in a rap battle is worse"
"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far."
"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."