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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."
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"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"
"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"
"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."
"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."
"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"
"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."
"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"