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Joke of the Day
"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"
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"I'm sorry that I'll never be as fun in person as I am in drunk texts."
"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."
"What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters? ""Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."""
"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."
"By the volume of the pans clanging and slamming in the kitchen... I think I'm supposed to be volunteering to help with something"
"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"
"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."
"You got some jokes? What are some good jokes you know? I would prefer ones that aren't too raunchy."
"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."