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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"

"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!"

"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."

"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"