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Joke of the Day
"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
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"I saw a sign at a drug rehab center It said ""Keep off the grass"""
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco"
"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""
"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."
"Two black men and two white men walk into a police station The two white men walk out. Source: new girl"
"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""
"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"
"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."
"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"