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Joke of the Day
"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
Next Joke
"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."
"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."
"Mom: Why is your room always so... Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"