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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"
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"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."
"So this Ethiopian's eating a lion right... Just kidding"
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
"ME: [screaming into the void] THE VOID: please untag me from this thread"
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"
"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"
"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"