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Joke of the Day

"A little boy asked his mother ""Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"" ""Shut up and reload!"" she said."

"Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is??? All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal."

"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."

"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."

"Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: ""Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"""

"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"

"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."

"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."