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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."
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"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
"Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!"""
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
"If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you"
"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."
"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."