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Joke of the Day
"Earth? yeah, I'd hit that -meteor"
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"What is a Jawa's favorite food? Poutini!"
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"
"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."
"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."
"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"
"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."