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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."
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"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"
"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with"
"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""
"""Here, let me suck as much life from you as possible."" -jobs"
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""
"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""