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Joke of the Day

"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school. The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps."

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."

"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"

"Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering"

"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."

"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."

"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"

"I went to a funeral the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."