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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jawa's favorite food? Poutini!"
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"Why don't television shows say, ""You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?"""
"SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised They do not look surprised at all"
"I would settle for life handing me anything citrus right now."
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized"
"Why would 12:00 make the best cop? ""Hands up"""
"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."
"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"