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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger... ...and then it hit me!"

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."

"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here. [](http://ftgtvgbyhnjkmjnhbgvfgbybhjnkmnhbg.com)"

"I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this ""great"" guy names Jesus"