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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."
Next Joke
"Why did the two chickens cross the road? To avoid debating Bernie Sanders"
"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"I decided to vote for the most presidential and least controversial person I saw on the debate last night... So I'm going to vote for Lester Holt."
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."