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Joke of the Day

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"

"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"

"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"

"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"What do you get when you dry out a Stark? Raisin Bran"

"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."

"America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family."