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Joke of the Day
"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"
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"Capitalization is important. NSFW Capitalization is the difference between ""I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse."" and ""I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."""
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."
"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""
"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."
"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"
"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"