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Joke of the Day
"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"
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"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."
"What do you give to a man that had everything? Antibiotics"
"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"
"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."
"Don't think I know half of my FB friends....Who the heck are you people?"