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Joke of the Day

"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."

"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"

"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."

"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"

"Coffee- LET'S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don't be ridiculous"

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."