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Joke of the Day
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."
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"What do you call a Nazi cetacean? Adolfin."
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."
"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."
"Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick."
"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"
"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"
"What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran? If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once."
"Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"""
"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."