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Joke of the Day
"I attached all my watches together into a belt today. It's a complete waist of time."
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"My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it. Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her. She's a cracker."
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to really love tractors."
"I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say ""What an ass?"""
"One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead"
"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"