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Joke of the Day

"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."

"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"

"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"

"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"

"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."

"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"

"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."

"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"