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Joke of the Day

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""

"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."

"Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly."

"If I text you first you are probably amazing."

"What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship? Cruise control. LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"

"Damn girl, are you a Blastoise? Cause your Hydropump is super effective."

"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""

"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."

"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."