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"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"
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"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Penis. I mean, 1."
"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."
"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."
"Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store."
"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."
"What is similar between Sharks and Humans? The Great ones are always white."
"What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"A stranger phoned me up last night asking me to meet him in the woods because he wanted to see my balls... Weirdo never showed up."