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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."

"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"

"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"

"What do you call a German singalong? Follow the lieder!"

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"

"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"