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Joke of the Day
"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
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"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"
"""I tell you, this car runs like a dream!"" I change gears and the gearstick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers & it rains on the inside."
"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"
"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"
"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating."
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"Watch out for the bandit stealing and shredding newspapers. It's breaking news."
"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."