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Joke of the Day

"Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger ""I'm mad at some online person I've never met"" then let them punch you"

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"

"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."

"Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry."

"What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? ""Sir, you dropped your receipt!"""

"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"

"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"