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Joke of the Day
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
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"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"
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"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."
"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
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