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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."
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"What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?"
"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""
"Woke up to 5:15am phone reminder telling me I need to set my alarm for 8am. Thanks last night drunk self. This is why we don't have friends."
"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"
"The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapeins have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't."
"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."