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Joke of the Day
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"
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"If you show me an Italian assembly line... I'll show you a well oiled machine."
"I've been clean for 47 days I'm taking daily baths but it's okay because I've been using heroin to cope."
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."
"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"
"What do you call a midget with an axe? A battle dwarf"