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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget with an axe? A battle dwarf"
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"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"
"What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar? BalIslamic"
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."
"I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market"
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."