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Joke of the Day

"If you show me an Italian assembly line... I'll show you a well oiled machine."

"What did the art major say to the law major? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"

"Mommy mommy I dont wanna see grandma! Mom: Shut up and keep digging."

"What happens if you built communism in Sahara Answer: shortages of sand"

"It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment."

"Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized"

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"

"Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."