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Joke of the Day

"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"

"I hate meeting girls dads That's why I date black women."

"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."

"There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial."

"Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks."

"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."

"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"

"When I die and doctors perform an autopsy, they'll probably find twenty pounds of stickers off of fruit in my intestines"

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"HTML my life."