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Joke of the Day
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
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"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"
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"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""
"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"
"I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension."
"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"
"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""