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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."
Next Joke
"Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!!"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"
"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""
"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green? A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth."
"One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn't make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels."
"A fish swims into a wall....... Dam."