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Joke of the Day

"My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."

"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."

"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"

"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""

"Everyone working at a bank looks like if you said ""Marry me and I'll take you away from all this,"" they'd instantly scream ""Yes!"""

"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"

"COP: Can you describe your attacker? ME: No COP: Didn't you see him? ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives"

"My wife named my penis Donald Trump It has a weird haircut and is not qualified to run this country."

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"