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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part of a Jonestown joke? The punchline"

"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"

"I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits."

"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."

"What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East? A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself."

"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"

"Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."