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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East? A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself."

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."

"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"

"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"

"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."

"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"What do you call an aligator in a vest? investigator"