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Joke of the Day

"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"

"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"

"An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."""

"Software boner. Why did the computer need Viagra? Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk."

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."

"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."