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Joke of the Day

"We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones.. ..yet there's nothing that exists that could have saved Harambe."

"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"

"""How much are these glasses?"" ""$150 sir"" ""I guess you could say"" *puts on sunglasses* *runs out without another word*"

"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."

"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."

"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."

"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"

"How do you censor real life hentai? Pubes"

"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."

"Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located."