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Joke of the Day
"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
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"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"
"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"
"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."
"When I wrote ""Spiritual"" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'."
"I lied to my wife about what I was doing. I told her I was laminating copies of my newest novel. But that was only a cover for my story."
"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""