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Joke of the Day
"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"
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"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"A Seahawk was offered some drugs... ""I'll pass."""
"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."
"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"
"I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US."
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."
"Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions."