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Joke of the Day
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."
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"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."
"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising."
"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"
"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"