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Joke of the Day
"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."
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"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."
"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"
"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""
"If a blind girl tells you your penis is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg (great show by Jimmy Carr tonight)"
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
"I hate reddit because... ...you cannot take a joke!"
"America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote."
"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"
"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"