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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that you're allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!"
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"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
"Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, ""Please wear."""
"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"If the pope sent an overnight package with a special message, would it be Fed-Ex Cathedra?"
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."
"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
"Jesus was gay. He was nailed by 3 guys."