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Joke of the Day
"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
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"My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane."
"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."
"What does my finger and lemon pie have in common? They both have my rang on them."
"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"
"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"