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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
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"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"
"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."
"Why is dangerous to have sex in canada eh'ds everywhere"
"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"
"[texting] me: I just left and I already miss you wife *typing response* me: (can you read that to the dog for me)"
"What do old people smell like? Depends..."
"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"
"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."