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Joke of the Day

"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"

"Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?"

"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"

"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."

"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"