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Joke of the Day

"The coolest letter. Why is N the coolest letter? Because it's N.Ice"

"The autopsy is going to show that the elevator tried to bring Prince down. Go crazy."

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"Fake friends are around when you are cool. True friends are around even if they think you're a fool."

"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."

"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."

"If you're a copyright attorney and your slogan isn't ""Carpe TM,"" go fuck yourself."

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"My son came home from school in tears and told me that his girlfriend had slept with his best friend. I was flattered, I never knew I was his best friend."

"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""