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Joke of the Day
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
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"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"
"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."
"I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"
"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."
"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."
"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""
"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."